Flat-Chest=Single Forever

Yes I’ve been abandoning my blog for a while, for a year? Maybe? Who cares?

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Anyway, this thing about my breasts have been bugging me for quite a while, you see, I am an 18 years old girl with undeveloped breasts, well I suppose that’s not exactly true. I’m sure that they both function really well and can do whatever they’re suppose to do and they can react quite well but they came in tiny packaging. And when I mean tiny, I really mean tiny, about a handful of a girl’s hand. Yes I’m a B-cup [often said as Barely-there], not full either! There’s a small space in my bra in which I can put two fingers. TWO  FINGERS! Imagine that!

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Now while this may seem like an unnecessary problem to all you well-endowed breasts owner, this is a big, slash that, HUGE problem to me.

I have this believe, this principal that if my breasts don’t grow then I won’t have any boyfriends. I have only had one boyfriend, not a serious one either, it’s a high school relationship what do you expect, you say I love you one day and kiss them goodbye the other, while other girls are running around, some of them have even given blowjob to their guys [eep dirty! those things are where pee comes out from! DX Never do it! I heard it tasted sour bleh]. And somehow I always end up blaming my chest size for my lack of love story.

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I also believe that if this situation doesn’t change or if I don’t become a lesbian then I might have to stay single forever with only a cat accompanying me, that won’t happen either since I don’t like cats, dogs will have to do, because guys are uninterested with girls with flat chests.

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I am currently preparing myself to the devastation I will feel way later in the future when I have to tell my mom that I am unable to get myself a decent husband because I lack assets.

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On the other hand, I never once felt scared of being raped because no one would want to rape a girl with no breasts. They’d get imprisoned and won’t even feel satisfied, if they’re going to rape someone, better rape a voluptuous one right? So yeah I never once afraid of getting raped or taken advantages of or sleeping in my male friend’s room. So life is good for me.

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So tell me, what are your thoughts about this? Do I sound weird? Do I sound freakish? Do I sound crazy? Am I being confrontational?

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Well I’m AB what do you expect?

Pssh…